Okay,
so two or three or ten things are going on in my head. On the front
page, I was due to talk in Austin today, at a meet and greet for an
hour, and then to tell a story or two prior to a film that includes me,
More Joy, Less Pain, is being shown. So last night I had a dream that my
Saturday Night car, a 1999 Crown Vic with a 4.6 liter engine that purrs
like a cat, overheated. And today, after we bought sandwiches — the we
is Devon and I — water, a tank of gas, and whatever else we needed for
the 380 mile round trip, we're on the road for less than 20 miles when
the car actually started to overheat. I mean it was redlining and I had
to stop, wait for it to cook, then discovered that the antifreeze was
about empty. Leak? Who knows. Prescient dream? Absolutely, since that's
never happened in the two years I've owned that car. Actually, I trust
the spirits and it was probably their way of keeping me out of an
approaching accident.
In any event, we added the water we bought and
hobbled a few miles to a gas station, allowed the car to cool again,
then added antifreeze. By that time we would have been at least an hour
late and missed the entire meet and greet, but I would have been a
nervous wreak the whole time since I don't know what caused the loss of
fluid.
I had to turn around and return home. I feel lousy about
that. I'll do a projected skype at the place where the film is being
shown to apologize and tell a story or two.
But now that I am home,
I'm starving. I don't want to cook, don't want to eat the sandwiches we
bought for the road trip. So I looked in the fridge.
There was a
whole plate of Deviled Eggs I'd made last night that I'd completely
forgotten about. Wow! I am so insanely trying to write/cook the recipes
for the Peter Gorman Hell of a Day in the Kitchen cookbook that I am
sleep-making freaking food!
Once I saw them I remembered making
them, but in the flurry of things I was making last night — none of
which I ate, I stuck to ice cream — I just forgot that I'd made them.
So I am officially out of my mind. I get it. I'm sure you all see it too.
Yikes!
Now I got to go tell stories to a small group of movie goers that hate
me for not being there in person. How can I explain? I will apologize,
of course, and point to my hair looking nice, to my clean-shaven face,
to my freshly washed shirt. They will still hate me.
Ah well, if you don't get into the fray you will never even have a chance of winning, eh?
Still, yikes!!!!!
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